Topic is Sleeping.
Phoenix1 (original poster member #38928) posted at 1:59 AM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2020
Not seriously. Just to see what's out there in different platforms since I can look for free without a financial commitment (which I'm not ready to do just yet).
We've laughed over OLD stories over the years with regard to cheesy pick up lines, the infamous unbuttoned "I'm too sexy for my shirt" pics, and even cheesier usernames so I thought perhaps it's a good time for a little laughter again. And now I get to share! 
In my browsing I saw several of the unbuttoned shirt pics (one headless, just the unbuttoned shirt from waste up), one pic of a guy's ass (shirtless, jeans, obviously taken in his bathroom), but the best cringeworthy laugh I had was with an online name - Cunning Linguist. OMG, I nearly died. Oh, the wit this guy must possess to come up with such an alluring name that only the most insightful of browsers could *possibly* figure out what he was referring to!! Bahahaha!
Pro tip guys and gals - don't do these things unless you want to be seen as a joke.
So, come on folks! Let's see what you've got to share! 
fBS - Me
Xhole - Multiple LTAs/2 OCs over 20+yrs
Adult Kids
Happily divorced!
You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. ~C.S. Lewis~
alphakitte ( member #33438) posted at 2:54 AM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2020
unbuttoned shirt from waste up
Gave me quite a chuckle. Probably more truth to the “waste” part.
------ Some people are emotional tadpoles. Even if they mature they are just a warty toad. Catt
Phoenix1 (original poster member #38928) posted at 3:14 AM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2020
Oops! Haha. Probably a more appropriate spelling.
fBS - Me
Xhole - Multiple LTAs/2 OCs over 20+yrs
Adult Kids
Happily divorced!
You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. ~C.S. Lewis~
WhoTheBleep ( member #49504) posted at 4:24 AM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2020
Some names I've seen:
Lickalotapus (on free POF site, sooo....... I just assumed the free sites get more creepers)
Snuffleupaguy
MotleyJew (my all time fave)
And don't get me started on the photos. I can't believe how many wife beater tank tops and three-day beard growth there is... While lying in bed...with the camera at a very unflattering double chin angle. Just why..... Are there women who actually swoon over this?
[This message edited by WhoTheBleep at 10:25 PM, May 2nd (Saturday)]
I believe we have two lives: the one we learn with, and the one we live with after that. --The Natural
deena04 ( member #41741) posted at 5:57 AM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2020
I do not have any experience with this, but now I have mental images based on all of your descriptions. I feel like I have been there.😂😂
My best friend did the OLD. She used to tell me about the array of dick pics that guys would randomly send her. She used to laugh because she said each one of them thought they were the most impressive guy on earth. Sigh.....she ended up meeting a nice guy at work instead.
Me FBS 40s, Him XWS older than me (lovemywife4ever), D, He cheated before M, forgot to tell me. I’m free and loving life.
ZenMumWalking ( Guide #25341) posted at 9:13 AM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2020
Me (BS), Him (WH): late-50's
3 DS: 26, 25, 22
M: 30+ (19 1/2 at Dday)
Dday: Dec 2008
Wanted R, not gonna happen (in permanent S)
Used to be DeadMumWalking, doing better now
WhoTheBleep ( member #49504) posted at 12:12 PM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2020
Funny, the only person who has ever sent me a dick pic is WH. Even then, I was not impressed.
Somehow I've dodged that particular mating call on OLD. Thank God.
And no, I've never heard a single one of my friends say that they were turned on by a dick pic from anyone.
[This message edited by WhoTheBleep at 6:12 AM, May 3rd (Sunday)]
I believe we have two lives: the one we learn with, and the one we live with after that. --The Natural
HeartFullOfHoles ( member #42874) posted at 4:27 PM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2020
As you know some people are just dicks, and it's best to avoid them where possible. When they tell you up front you should count that as a blessing!
BH - Tried to R for too long, now happily divorced
D-Day 4/28-29/2012 (both 48 at the time)
Two adult daughters
BrokenheartedUK ( member #43520) posted at 5:01 PM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2020
Oh YAY!! I love the good old crazy OLD profile stories!!
*Getting popcorn ready*
I can't WAIT for the actual date stories!! I had some doozies. But I actually also met some really nice guys online and my 2.5 year current SO I met online so there are some good people out there. I do think that you have to maintain your sense of humor though!!
Me: BS
He cheated and then lied. Apparently cheaters lie. Huh. 13 months of false R. Divorced! 8/16 3 teenage kids
"The barn's burnt down
Now
I can see the moon"
-Mizuta Masahide
LittleRussian ( member #36658) posted at 1:13 PM on Monday, May 4th, 2020
There's more than one Cunning Linguist then unless you're looking for guys in London! I've had one pop on mine too.
Me - firmly middle aged
Him XH - slightly younger (but not much!)
3 young adult children
AnnieOakley ( member #13332) posted at 1:35 AM on Tuesday, May 5th, 2020
One of my favorites was the fake profile that tried to get me off the app immediately to cell, of course red flag. There was only 1 pic and I seem to recall that of course he was a VERY handsome doctor and the pic was very “mysterious”. 
So I decided to play along, the two emails were very well written, flowery, full of compliments and explained that it was awkward for him if one of his patients were to recognize him in his office but would be happy to share other pictures with me directly.
Well on OKC there are literally 100’s of sex themed questions that you can answer a simple yes/no to or add comments. I think he had answered every one of them, however I don’t know his answers as I sure as hell don’t!!
My response to him was that I thought that the least of his concerns should be if his patients recognized him, but rather that they knew his preferences on BDSM, anal and oral pleasure, group sex, etc.
For some reason he unmatched us???? 
[This message edited by AnnieOakley at 12:08 AM, May 5th (Tuesday)]
Me= BSHim=xWH (did the work & became the man I always thought he was, but it was too late)M=23+,T=27+dday=7/06, 8/09 (pics at a work function), 11/09 VAR, 6/12 Sep'd, 10/14 Divorced."If you are going through hell, keep going."
Justsomeguy ( member #65583) posted at 12:59 AM on Wednesday, May 6th, 2020
I sent the woman I was dating a dick pic....actually, it was a picture of Richard III. I don't really get what all the fuss is about....
I'm an oulier in my positions.
Me:55 STBXWW:55 DD#1: false confession of EA Dec. 2016. False R for a year.DD#2: confessed to year long PA Dec. 2 2017 (was about to be outed)Called it off and filed. Denied having an affair in court papers.
Divorced 20
Want2BHappyAgain ( member #45088) posted at 2:25 PM on Friday, May 8th, 2020
A "perfect marriage" is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.
With God ALL things are possible (Matthew 19:26)
I AM happy again...It CAN happen!!!
From respect comes great love...sassylee
HeartFullOfHoles ( member #42874) posted at 1:40 AM on Saturday, May 9th, 2020
Wow, so if I send a picture of my Grandfather and Father that would could count as dick and ass shot. Who knew!
BH - Tried to R for too long, now happily divorced
D-Day 4/28-29/2012 (both 48 at the time)
Two adult daughters
deena04 ( member #41741) posted at 2:34 AM on Saturday, May 9th, 2020
Me FBS 40s, Him XWS older than me (lovemywife4ever), D, He cheated before M, forgot to tell me. I’m free and loving life.
Phoenix1 (original poster member #38928) posted at 3:36 AM on Saturday, May 9th, 2020
Would that be a King Dick pic, or just run-of-the-mill Royal Dick pic???
fBS - Me
Xhole - Multiple LTAs/2 OCs over 20+yrs
Adult Kids
Happily divorced!
You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. ~C.S. Lewis~
Topic is Sleeping.
